Recession Sessions

What's your obsession?

1. Saturdays *only* I will offer 50% off my normal rate.
2. New clients *only* will receive 20% off my normal rate.

FAQ
1. Why are you doing this?
The reasons are obvious. I believe this recession is going to last
much longer than anyone realizes or wants to admit. We all still want
to play regardless.

2. I'm a new client, can I see you on Saturday and receive 70% off?
No.

3. You're not going to berate me for asking such a stupid question?
No.

4. How did you get so awesome?
I read a lot.