Monday, July 26, 2010

Latex Invasion @ the Roosevelt

The Tigre and I love latex and pools, so what better way than to combine the two! So we planned to head our supersexyshiny crew over to the Roosevelt for a latex invasion that really flipped people out.

We rocked out with some fucking hot latex bikinis by Jane Doe and sexy Agent Provocateur and strutted around the pool area, drinking mojitos and champagne. Sin Fisted joined us in full get up: black rubber hood, corset and shoes. She looked very cute in a bright pink blow-up tube. Miss Bella Black looked like a vintage bathing beauty with her black boy shorts, bikini top and black and transparent hood. Eventually a monkey suit came over to ask us to take off the hoods, he was apparently "very into it," but the manager objected.

Our lounge chair area was quite popular and several cute gay men professed their love to us. Unfortunately, they stopped letting our crew in otherwise our latex forces would have been much stronger. They claimed it was because they were at capacity, but let's face it, Ron Jeremy was there and he took up a lot of space. The choice between beautiful women in latex and Ron Jeremy is obvious.

I chatted with an English woman at the bar and she was really into it which just reaffirms my opinion that Europeans are cooler and why aren't I living in London anyway.

Is Los Angeles nothing but beautiful women in latex? Gosh, sometimes it seems that way!

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