Barb Wire

If I'm going to see Casablanca one more damn time, it might as well be this cyberpunk version with Pamela Anderson traipsing about a shitty America in fishnets and black leather corsets.

I recently caught this movie on late one night. Okay, we've all seen it and it's totally cheese, but I still get a kick out of it. Like when Barb is out bounty hunting and seduces a gentleman for her services. He comes out in a full hooded suit and she asks if he washed his hands. He says, No, I've been bad, and Barb knocks him out with a wooden paddle, shrugs and says, Oops! There's also some CBT of a belligerant drunk demanding more drink and her dog Camille. And CBT always brings a smile to my face.

Nine

I can't decide if this movie is great or cheesy, but I'm not here to give you a feminist or intellectual reading of this movie. I'm here to tell you about the reason I saw this movie, which is why you should see it, the women! Featuring some of the sexiest and most beautiful women of this generation, and if you like the older dames, it has those too. Every scene is full of great bones, eyes, lips and legs. The movie drips with legs almost as good as mine, covered in fishnets and thigh highs, ending with stiletto shoes and over the knee black leather boots.

Even if I were to review this movie seriously, I'm not sure what else I would say about it, other than to bring me back to those dozens of legs.