As a general rule, I try not to masturbate to Republicans. They kinda get me wilted. Angie Harmon just didn't do it for me anymore after I read her wiki and consequently a totally insipid interview in a woman's magazine where she quoted her favorite bag being some $10,000 monstrosity.But, I love masturbation. It is free and awesome! You can do it practically anywhere if you have enough skill, and I have been known to rub one out surreptitiously on buses, planes, offices, once in the Hermitage in Moscow. Aurora Snow is my favorite porn actress, Kink.com is my favorite kinky porn site, when Miss Snow started shooting for Kink, it was all I could do to leave my room, but I digress.
Every once in awhile a Republican woman makes it on to this blog because they are just so whack, I have to comment. But really what is with Christine O'Donnell and her anti-masturbation stance?
So-called moral standards aside, don't you have anything better to squawk about than people masturbating? There's more scientific evidence that its more harmful to microwave something in plastic. I'm less concerned with kids masturbating than I am with the fact youths in our nation suffer from hunger, homelessness and abuse.
But, I'm just a wiley Dominatrix, not someone who could be in power and actually make changes that would have a positive impact on our country.
So, I'm going to do the next best thing. The thing that is in my power. THE power, really. My clit. I am going to masturbate to Christine O'Donnell as suggested by Dan Savage's latest column--she's actually not a bad looking dame, but I will probably need to throw some bondage and pain in there to really get me going. Oooh! and a ball gag . . . Excuse me a minute . . .
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I know Christine O'Connell is nuts, but I'd still probably fuck her.
Hair or bare below?
With mass starvation a real possiblity owing to the pop-
ulation explosion, the covert official word should encourage more people to masturbate. Not only would it help control overpopulation, but it should help reduce rape and the spread of STD's.
@Anonymous I don't know that it would help reduce rape, which I think is more motivated by violence than sexual frustration, but I agree with you about reducing the spread of STDs.
@ Ms. Justine and Anonymous I don't know about masturbation reducing rape or the spread of STD's because there's just no substitute for good old under-the-sheets fun, and if it were a substitute, then there wouldn't be eros.com, ter, menintransit.com, cityvibe.com, and all the other sites we heavily rely on for our honeysuckle! so thank eros (and I dont mean the ad site) for that!
Mistress Cross,
I really like and appreciate your stance on masturbation and against Christine O'Donnell. Republicans just "rub" me the wrong way!
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